Hi, I’m Cassie, Chief of ’Cares.
“Most Bloggers have a day job. They write because they love it.” -Corrie Oberdin
Well yeah, but mostly I do these things so you can look busy at work.
I’m going to be honest, I came up with the “Cassie Cares” and started writing my own “column” when I was twelve. I thought every writer grew up to be Dear Abby, and my life would be a series of coffee dates, deadlines, and girls’ nights.
The deadlines are the only thing I got right.
Lucky for me, the internet happened.
I’m a 26-year-old cancer assassin and speed-reader. I cannot stop observing (and then word-vomiting about what I saw). Whiskey is my life force, though I’ve been known to dabble in the Tequila Arts. Things that I would miss if an apocalypse happened: Burger King, 7-11, Amazon, walking tacos, and purple Gatorade.
Check out some of my podcasts, DIY projects, and blog posts. Also, I really don’t care if you’re the type who reads your smart phone on the toilet. As long as you’re reading my blog, I’m right there with you.
Being shy is for little bitches. If you have questions, comments, or an essay you want me to rip apart, leave me a comment or email me at email@example.com . Now, someone come show me how to make my smart phone into a bartender.
Also, this is my dog, Moxie, who sits at my feet (actually, on my keyboard). I love him more than Burger King tots, which is to say more than most things and creatures.