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		<title>It&#8217;s Not You. It&#8217;s Your Boss.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 20:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>House-Guessed</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven million years ago, I went on a trip to Missouri to see my friend&#8217;s hometown, and I was a terrible houseguest. It was unintentional, but I cringe when I remember it. I was 19 years old and I hadn&#8217;t yet learned how to incorporate alcohol into my life. When I wasn&#8217;t hungover, I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=1041&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hangover Cures That Actually Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It might have just hit you that you overdid it on Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day, that green beer is nothing more than shitty beer with food coloring. Now you have green stains all over your shirt, and you&#8217;re not sure who that guy is on your living room floor. It&#8217;s time to sift through the wreckage, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=1014&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wait, DST? Or STD?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My circadian rhythm has retired indefinitely. I no longer have a concept of bedtime vs. awake time, and I have started the bad habit of multiple power-naps throughout the day, which only perpetuates the cycle. This is problematic when you work in an office. I have difficulty sleeping with my eyes open. I had no [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=1002&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>GET ME OUT OF HERE, CHICKEN SALAD</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m moving again. This time I’m not sure where. I do know that there has not been enough chicken salad in my life, and I will travel all around the country looking for the nation’s best. It is in that city where I will build my home. Everyone asks me where I’m going, and my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=996&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Love the One You&#8217;re With (Not The One Who&#8217;s Texting You)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I got my first cell phone, it was so I could contact my parents in case of emergency. It also had unlimited local minutes (Cricket), so it was similar to a portable “teen-line.” This way I wouldn’t hog up the landline when I needed to talk about my oh-so-important teenage drama to my friends. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=980&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Giving Up Laziness for Lent</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past eight years, I have been 20 pounds heavier and 15 pounds lighter than I am at this moment. Both can be attributed to two words: Iowa City. When I first moved there, I didn’t know how to balance the pizza and beer with the rest of my life. After it hit me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=951&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Black Heart&#8217;s Conundrum</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[V-Day is a week away. Now’s the time to figure out which of your booty calls won’t read into it if you ask her out to an actual dinner so you guys can get that sweet deal at Sullivan’s. Just be careful, dudes. Girls are crazy this time of year. Not the good kind. There’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=910&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>THE BIG SHOW&#8230;Playa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know who’s playing in the Superbowl. Why would I? I don’t give a damn about any sport whatsoever, unless it happens to involve my Alma Mater. Then I only care enough to wear the appropriate colors and drink a few celebratory beers. A few dozen. Though I don’t know if this qualifies as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=900&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coupon C-Word</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/01/20/coupon-c-word/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t appreciate the  attitude, Grocer-Lady. It’s Buy-One-Get-One razors, not a personal insult to you. I didn’t call your grandma a Nazi. I just used a coupon. That’s it. If looks could kill, that check-out manager would’ve burned me right between the eyes with a light saber. Something you may not know: I cut coupons. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&#038;blog=11856160&#038;post=859&#038;subd=cassiecares&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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