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		<title>Giving Up Laziness for Lent</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/02/22/in-the-past-eig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the past eight years, I have been 20 pounds heavier and 15 pounds lighter than I am at this moment. Both can be attributed to two words: Iowa City. When I first moved there, I didn’t know how to balance the pizza and beer with the rest of my life. After it hit me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=951&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Killing the Snaggle</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/02/20/killing-the-snaggle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 20:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m going for the million dollar smile. So far about $10,000 has been invested in my mouth. I can’t wait to keep pouring money into it. I learned the other day that I’m missing eight of my adult teeth. I bet there were a few Neanderthals who died with more teeth than me, which is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=921&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Black Heart&#8217;s Conundrum</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/02/07/the-black-hearts-conundrum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hearts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Single on Valentine's Day]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[V-Day is a week away. Now’s the time to figure out which of your booty calls won’t read into it if you ask her out to an actual dinner so you guys can get that sweet deal at Sullivan’s. Just be careful, dudes. Girls are crazy this time of year. Not the good kind. There’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=910&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>THE BIG SHOW&#8230;Playa</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/02/03/the-big-show-playa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 21:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t know who’s playing in the Superbowl. Why would I? I don’t give a damn about any sport whatsoever, unless it happens to involve my Alma Mater. Then I only care enough to wear the appropriate colors and drink a few celebratory beers. A few dozen. Though I don’t know if this qualifies as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=900&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coupon C-Word</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/01/20/coupon-c-word/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t appreciate the  attitude, Grocer-Lady. It’s Buy-One-Get-One razors, not a personal insult to you. I didn’t call your grandma a Nazi. I just used a coupon. That’s it. If looks could kill, that check-out manager would’ve burned me right between the eyes with a light saber. Something you may not know: I cut coupons. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=859&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Domesticate this Bitch</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2012/01/13/domesticate-this-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just fucking type as though you’re talking. I understand that it’s difficult to emphasize how much you really love something when you’re typing about it. Inflection is hard to convey. But if you “loveeeeee” something, you’re saying “Lovey.” No one says that they “Lovey” something in real life.  I have never really loveyed the way [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=854&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Holiday Blister</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2011/12/22/the-holiday-blister/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One Thanksgiving, my parents forgot me. They’ll deny this, but I remember waking up to an empty house after both sets of parents dashed out of town. I made a few frantic phone calls to make sure I wasn’t Left Behind, like the popular Christian books that said that people were going to disappear into [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=847&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Road Less Hipster</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2011/12/09/the-road-less-hipster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 17:40:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Fuggin Hipsters.” This is something I say all the time. I think it’s funny that Hipsters hate being identified as such. Call it a curse. I was born with the ability to see people as they really are.  Then I try my best to ignore it. Earbuds. I first started wearing earbuds while working because [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=840&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Winterizing for Hustlers.</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2011/11/09/winterizing-for-hustlers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 21:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have three rules for the home. If you have to shove it in place, it doesn’t belong. When you run out of something, write it down. “It is easier to wear slippers than to carpet the whole world.” * Z might argue that there are several more rules. I believe there is a distinction [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=833&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Look Like a Drag Queen.</title>
		<link>http://cassiecares.com/2011/10/19/you-look-like-a-drag-queen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If it takes you more than 30 minutes to get ready, what you need is therapy, not cosmetics. I was going to be presenting at a meeting, so I thought I should look like a human, and that involved lipstick and eyeliner. And, of course, I rarely do anything without telling people all about it, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cassiecares.com&amp;blog=11856160&amp;post=809&amp;subd=cassiecares&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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