Click the links to hear the audio versions of my commentary, “Cassie Cares,” from News Radio 1110 KFAB during the Scott Voorhees show.
Fan Up! “As if I needed an excuse to drink beer out of a funnel and tube contraption.”
Dream Crusher mp3 “Dude, my third grade teacher is HOT. BOOM!”
Handstand Contest: “Hey, come urinate in my giant chlorinated bathtub.”
Petiquette :”If your child were sticking its face in my crotch, I’d be very concerned.”
Giggity: “You’re just a guy with a mustard stain on your shirt!”
Nice to Meet You “You call that a handshake? I call that compost!”
Sexting “I would dump you faster than you could hit Send. TTYL, ass.”
We’re All Zitty “Some people were a lot more disgusting than I was.”
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