Click the links to hear the audio versions of my commentary, “Cassie Cares,” from News Radio 1110 KFAB during the Scott Voorhees show.
Fan Up! “As if I needed an excuse to drink beer out of a funnel and tube contraption.”
Dream Crusher mp3 “Dude, my third grade teacher is HOT. BOOM!”
Handstand Contest: “Hey, come urinate in my giant chlorinated bathtub.”
Petiquette :”If your child were sticking its face in my crotch, I’d be very concerned.”
Giggity: “You’re just a guy with a mustard stain on your shirt!”
Nice to Meet You “You call that a handshake? I call that compost!”
Sexting “I would dump you faster than you could hit Send. TTYL, ass.”
We’re All Zitty “Some people were a lot more disgusting than I was.”
Bellevue University “Real Learning..” Though I wrote this ad, it is the intellectual property of Clear Channel Radio Omaha, and is not affiliated with Cassie Cares dot com. This is here for sampling purposes only. Thanks for your concern.
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